Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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