So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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