i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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