pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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