i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
