You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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