Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
