hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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