you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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