it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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