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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.

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• (845): View more from New York

  when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced

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• (925): View more from California

  You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My penis has like 3 people bidding on it

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.

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