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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

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  if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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• (650): View more from California

  an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.

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• (916): View more from California

  That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.

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• (516): View more from New York

  New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  This drive is very scenic

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  And I'm chugging whiskey in the back

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  As you should, soak in all this country has to offer

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!

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  Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken

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• (212): View more from New York

  Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.

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