Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!