Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me. http://tfl.nu/61es
  Replies (97) Good night (32005) Bad night (1151) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (270): Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend. http://tfl.nu/ihwe
  Replies (27) Good night (13033) Bad night (732) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses http://tfl.nu/s1hg
  Replies (44) Good night (1260) Bad night (5558) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again. http://tfl.nu/a0p6
  Replies (23) Good night (4304) Bad night (1266) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse. http://tfl.nu/5mjb
  Replies (8) Good night (4489) Bad night (868) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again. http://tfl.nu/7o6u
  Replies (8) Good night (5379) Bad night (742)
• Favorite

  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (608): dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable http://tfl.nu/uv0g
  Replies (8) Good night (2780) Bad night (997) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend http://tfl.nu/sqgg
  Replies (6) Good night (2197) Bad night (977) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try. http://tfl.nu/j8hc
  Replies (2) Good night (518) Bad night (809) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (469): View more from Texas

  I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (469): I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some http://tfl.nu/99sq
  Replies (5) Good night (1796) Bad night (376) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth" http://tfl.nu/kxgj
  Replies (5) Good night (1172) Bad night (364) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED http://tfl.nu/xpsw
  Replies (10) Good night (487) Bad night (1218) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together http://tfl.nu/pe8s
  Replies (4) Good night (1160) Bad night (257) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  So did he inherit the massive family cock?

  (1-317): View more from Indiana

  :(

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): So did he inherit the massive family cock? (1-317): :( http://tfl.nu/a8a5
  Replies (9) Good night (441) Bad night (1987) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"

  (1-416): View more from Toronto

  You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?" (1-416): You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right? http://tfl.nu/2p2l
  Replies (17) Good night (2432) Bad night (322)

Randomize