So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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