Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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