you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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