one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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