Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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