I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Randomize
