We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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