Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
