A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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