Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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