I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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