I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
