1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Randomize
