Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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