I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I am spending my child support on dildos
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Found the puke drawer
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
