If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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