At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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