Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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