sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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