Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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