i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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