it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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