In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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