She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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