Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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