think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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