i permit you to call me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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