then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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