Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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