Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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