so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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