North Korea, Best Korea!
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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