More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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