I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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