It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
