So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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