love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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