It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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