That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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