Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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