I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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