READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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