Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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