It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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