Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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